MEANWHILE, AT NAZI HEADQUARTERS....
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Who is next?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: He is calling himself "Mary
Riendeau-Shein" for some reason.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Hmmm. Well, send him in.
Mary Riendeau-Shein: You wanted to see me, Oberführer?
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Yes, we are concerned about the accuracy of the
latest reports. It shows you have holocausted exactly... how many
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: None, sir.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: None!!!!?? Well, that makes me wonder if you're
cut out for this line of work.
Mary Riendeau-Shein: They won't cooperate, sir!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: What?
Mary Riendeau-Shein: What I mean is, well--
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: "WON'T COOPERATE?!?!?!"
Mary Riendeau-Shein: Well, I found one, but he won't verify his name.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [sputtering in rage] WHAT?!?!!?
Mary Riendeau-Shein: I was angry too, sir!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [breathing deeply] What does one do with a Jew
that doesn't cooperate,do you think?
Mary Riendeau-Shein: Um, ask them again?
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: YOU HOLOCAUST THEM IMMEDIATELY!
Mary Riendeau-Shein: [turning pale] You mean--
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: My God, you ignorant little pup, if you're
going to let a Jew make you dance on the end of a string, maybe you
should think about getting a job sanitizing Goering's enema bag!
Mary Riendeau-Shein: No, Oberführer! [puffing out scrawny chest] I
want to be a hero of the Reich!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Then holocaust FIRST and complete forms LATER!
Mary Riendeau-Shein: [slinks out of room]
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Holy shit, are we that desperate for men?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Oh, was that a man?